Julius

Here's a random story for you people that I think you'll get a kick out of. We had to write short stories for AP Biology last year (don't ask why, it's a long and boring story) and this is what my group wrote. Remember, this was written by a group of high school seniors!

A Day at the Store for Julius

One day Julius the Pig went to the store to get some bacon. As he was walking around, he tripped on a red, shiny paperclip and hit his snout on the ground. Just then his friends Pattington the Penguin and Mike (pronounced Tom) the Porcupine ran to Julius to pick up his snout since it fell off. This is when they discovered that Julius was secretly a possum in disguise (dun dun dun). Slightly disturbed, they wondered if they had run to the wrong pig. Julius pulled out his Samurai sword and butchered Mike (pronounced Tom) and Pattington and ate them for dinner, for he could not let his alias be discovered. So much for bacon...

Did I mention we had to read our stories to the class! Haha. And now you know just how truly insane I am!